"We’ll be buddies forever."
those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now
So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one
One of these things is not like the others…
Yeah, why does that one sink get, like, twenty kittens???
I love Jane Lynch
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
Make me choose | Alex Vause or
If this were a political stump speech, I’d say, “Four more years of Brendon Urie, because the guy backflips shirtless with a 12-inch sandwich in his hand.” — Pete Wentz