"do not talk about the test with friends or online"
bless this writer and this entire episode
Bless Mark Sheppard for delivering that flawlessly
the poison for kuzco, kuzcos’ poison
punch me in the face im literally about to cry over this kitty
Johansson was so determined to avoid looking like a movie star pretending to be a zookeeper running on empty and fueled only by her devotion to her motley assortment of big cats, zebras, and kangaroos that she refused to wear makeup for the film. A big deal for a female movie star, but it works, helping to anchor her performance in the details of actual manual labor—shoveling shit, feeding slabs of red meat to the lion and tigers—that we don’t see much of in American movies. (x)
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy
"Why don’t you show me a little bit of spine you’ve been saving for his mattress, love"
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
Hayley Williams Hairstyles